Let’s Plan Ivanka Trump’s Bachelorette Party!
The Twitter world was abuzz when Ivanka Trump used the social media site to announce her engagement. She tweeted:
I got engaged last night…truly the happiest day of my life!!!
We couldn’t be happier for Donald’s daughter. And although we suspect her Bachelorette party may have a budget bigger than most of us paid for college tuition, we still have some suggestions for Ivanka’s last night of singledom. The daughter of a billionaire needs a party with lots of sparkle and shine. We think Ivanka would look smoking in this glittery Bride Tube Top.
It even comes with a free boa, although we’re not so sure Ivanka would be concerned about that. But hey, even rich people like a good deal! We’d continue Ivanka’s diamond theme with a fun headband complete with a giant rock.
And just in case Ivanka Trump wants just a little more sparkle on her body she can wear this huge flashing diamond ring to let every man within a five mile radius know she’s taken.
Have any suggestions for Ivanka Trump’s bachelorette party? Let us know! And Ivanka, if you happen to read this, congratulations!