I guess it’s true what they say; the man with the most chest hair wins. I’ve always had a thing for Ed’s nerdiness, his tank tops, and those super short swim trunks. And I guess Jillian Harris did too because that’s who she ended up with during the finale of The Bachelorette. Kiptyn Locke invited her to move to San Diego. Reid Rosenthal came back, shirt untucked, rushing out of a mini van taxi, trying to win her back. But neither man had the qualities Ed possesses.

This was a huge upset according to The House of Bachelorette poll asking you who Jillian should pick in the finale. Ed had just 18.42% of the popular vote, compared to Reid’s whopping 48.68%. Kiptyn ended up with 32.89% of the votes.

But now an even more important question– will Jillian become Mrs. Ed Swiderski? Take our new poll:

It’s your chance to vote! Which man should Bachelorette Jillian Harris pick? Judging by the promo for next week’s finale it looks like Reid is back in the mix. Let us know who you think Jillian should end up with!

The Twitter world was abuzz when Ivanka Trump used the social media site to announce her engagement. She tweeted:

I got engaged last night…truly the happiest day of my life!!!

We couldn’t be happier for Donald’s daughter. And although we suspect her Bachelorette party may have a budget bigger than most of us paid for college tuition, we still have some suggestions for Ivanka’s last night of singledom. The daughter of a billionaire needs a party with lots of sparkle and shine. We think Ivanka would look smoking in this glittery Bride Tube Top.

It even comes with a free boa, although we’re not so sure Ivanka would be concerned about that. But hey, even rich people like a good deal! We’d continue Ivanka’s diamond theme with a fun headband complete with a giant rock.

And just in case Ivanka Trump wants just a little more sparkle on her body she can wear this huge flashing diamond ring to let every man within a five mile radius know she’s taken.

Have any suggestions for Ivanka Trump’s bachelorette party? Let us know! And Ivanka, if you happen to read this, congratulations!

Party Like Bachelorette Kendra Wilkinson

Playboy bunny Kendra Wilkinson recently got married to NFL player Hank Baskett. We’re sure the wedding was amazing, but it’s the bachelorette party we’re more interested in! As you can see from this photo from Gossip Crunch, Kendra donned a super cute white veil, just like the ones we sell at The House of Bachelorette for just $8.99.

If you want your party to have a little more of a Playboy bunny feel, make sure you check out our Strip Tease Kit, the Bunny Bling Rhinestone Necklace and The Truth or Dare Game. From what we hear, Kendra’s party got a little crazy when the girls started playing games during her LA bachelorette party. Party on Kendra!

Bachelor Wes finally got his ugly cowboy boots kicked to the curb this week on ABC’s The Bachelorette. I was nearly giddy that producers made him ride a bicycle through Barcelona and can only imagine what was really going through his head at the thought of having a picnic in a park. He never once kissed Jillian and when questioned about that said it was because he didn’t know if she wanted him to. It’s called romance, Wes and yes, every girl wants it!

I’m sad to say that since a serial killer was gunned down in my television market a breaking news interruption forced me to miss the end of Reid’s date and the beginning of Ed’s date, but as far as I could tell they both went smashingly well.

As for you, slimey Wes, I will never buy your stupid album. And I don’t think any Bachelorette-watching woman would– no matter how much she loved that one line of your music we heard over and over. But just because you’re a royal jerk, I still want to give you a gift courtesy of The House of Bachelorette. First of all there is this lovely trucker hat.

Livin the Life Trucker Hat

I believe it will always remind you of home, no matter where the dirty bar you’re singing in is located. I also want to give you this fab six foot tall inflatable pecker. Think of it as an award for being the world’s biggest dick.