Break Dancer Michael Fell Hard for Bachelorette Jillian
Women across America got a little misty eyed watching the final moments of most recent episode of the Bachelorette. A heart broken Michael made the realization that he had indeed fallen in love with Bachelorette Jillian. We knew he had a lot going against him. First of all– his age. Jillian was five years his senior and Jillian wondered if Michael really was ready to settle down. Second of all– his profession. Although she never realliy came out and said it, I’m sure Jillian wondered what kind of money break dancing instructors make and whether they have health insurance.
What made the episode even harder to swollow was how Jillian could possibly keep Wes around. Wes is obviously a lying, publicity-hungry man-slut. And is it just us, or does Jillian act differently around slimy Wes? If we have to hear that stupid twangy line again, “They say love don’t come easy…” we may just barf in our ice cream bowls.
But let’s get back to broken-hearted Michael. If we could, we take him out for a night of dancing to forget about his lost love. We’d be sure to bring along plenty of glow-in-the-dark cuff bracelets from The House of Bachelorette.
We’d also set up this traveling stripper pole because we’re pretty sure Michael could teach us a thing or two. But while we’re sad to see Michael go, we’re kind of giddy over the fact that Ed is back…